Insane post

Hai ! I iz Sam !

Today I iz gonna teach yaz how to make freshly squeezed OJ !

Sure theres those from the carton, but who knows

what doody they put in it nowadays !

So why not make your own FRESHHHH! BAM!

Join me on this amazing quest :F ?

First you need huge ass orange.

Or maybe several small ass oranges.

Up to you , i just have big ass oranges.

Whatever you laik man !

You see , iz pretty, big, almost as big as my face.

But then again my face is pretty small.

OK moving on !

First get a knife and a chopping board.

Or you can use the table what ever you laik man.

OK ! Now, you cuts it in half kay ?

Just take it and cut it in half.

Kay, now it shud look like dis !

Pretty aint it :F HEHE

Ah, yes then a thingymabob such as one below is needed.

Or you can use your bare hands to squeeze.

Whatever you like :3

Squeeze and twist

This is what i gotz !

Thats little :(

Dont think this orange was meant for orange juice !

Most of the orange was PULP.

Aww man :(

But pulp is still good for yaz !

So i dumps it in ze cup !

Now i have more !

HEHE !

NOM NOM NOM!

NYAM !

Nutritious !

LOL !